Train Bigger Monkeys is an expression of society being force-fed a lifelong corruption of minds. Using various methods of oppression our authority figures try to instil some sort of fear in our lives. It’s our job to ensure that doesn’t happen. This allows us all to enjoy life as we love it. TBM's goal is to make music they love. Metal has a way of taking control, and TBM enjoys the direction it takes them.

Over the past couple of years TBM has played all around Alberta’s metal venues. Each one has been a piece in what TBM has become today. Their music is filled with meaty chops, thick grinds, giant squeelies, heavy breakdowns, and the occasional mind melting solo. All of this is powered by the ultimate metal fuel, beer.

The direction TBM is heading is currently unknown. But we can all be sure, if you join them on their journey, you’ll have a good time.